The stage

On show, and for sale.

Everything here was graded by somebody who should have known better. Bids are binding, the clock is the server’s, and the highest bid when it runs out takes the slab.

Bidding is live. Settlement is not automatic yet.

$CRAP has not been minted, so no bid can be settled on chain today. Everything else is real: your bid is signed by your wallet, recorded, and enforced against the clock and the increment. Until the token exists, winning a lot means being contacted to arrange it directly — and if you would rather not, nothing happens and nothing is owed.

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How bidding works

  • You sign, you do not spend. Bidding signs a line of text proving the wallet is yours. It moves no funds and touches no network. Any prompt asking to approve a transaction is not us.
  • A bid is binding. If you are the high bidder when the clock runs out, you have bought it.
  • The server owns the clock. Countdowns here are adjusted to server time, and a bid is accepted or refused by the server regardless of what your screen says.
  • 50% burned, 50% to liquidity. Neither half goes to the operator, and both land on chain where you can check them.
  • Postage is $5.00 flat within the US. Anywhere else is quoted per parcel, because it genuinely varies — you get a number before anything is charged.
  • Your address is asked for last. Only after you have won and settled, and it is deleted once the parcel arrives.